Event primer - UFC 163

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Prelim card (Facebook/YouTube)

Light Heavyweight - Ednaldo "Lula Molusco" Oliveira vs Francimar "Bodao" Barroso

• Oliveira's Style - Boxing
• Oliveira's Translated Nickname - Ednaldo "Squidward" Oliveira
• Barrosos's Style - Punching
• Prediction -  Oliveira by TKO
• Thoughts - I hope "Bodao" is Portuguese for "Bo Dallas" which would make Barroso the best fighter ever.

Welterweight - Viscardi Andrande vs Bristol Marunde

• Andrande's Style - Punches
• Marunde's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Marunde by decision

Featherweight - Rani Yahya vs Josh "The Gentleman" Clopton

• Yahya's Style - BJJ
• Clopton's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Yahya by submission

Prelim card (FX)

Flyweight - Ian "Uncle Creepy" McCall vs Illiarde Santos

• McCall's Style - Wrestling, mustaches
• Santos's Style - BJJ
• Prediction - McCall by TKO

Welterweight - Sergio "The Panther" Moraes vs Neil Magny

• Moraes's Style - BJJ
• Magny's Style - Freestyle
• Prediction - Moraes by submission

Women's Bantamweight - Amanda "The Lioness" Nunes vs Sheila "The German Tank" Gaff

• Nunes's Style - Striking
• Gaff's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Nunes by KO

Light Heavyweight - Vinny "Pezao" Magalhaes vs Anthony "The Hippo" Perosh

• Magalhaes's Style - BJJ
• Perosh's Style - Grappling
• Prediction - Magalhaes by submission

Main card (PPV)

Flyweight - John "Hands of Stone" Lineker vs Jose "No Chance" Tome

• Lineker's Style - Boxing
• Tome's Style - Grappling, being a really long book
• Prediction -  Lineker by KO
• Thoughts -  If Tome doesn't walk out to "No Chance in Hell", he's an idiot.

Middleweight - Thales Leites vs Tom "Kong" Watson

• Leites's Style - BJJ
• Watson's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Watson by decision

Middleweight - Cezar "Mutante" Ferreira vs Thiago "Marreta" Santos

• Ferreira's Style - BJJ
• Santos's Style -Kicking
• Prediction - Santos by TKO

Light Heavyweight - Lyoto "The Dragon" Machida vs Phil "Mr. Wonderful" Davis

• Machida's Style - Karate, sumo, monkey hugs
• Davis's Style - Wrestling, grappling, triangle body
• Prediction - Davis by submission

Featherweight - Jose "Junior" Aldo vs Chan Sung "The Korean Zombie" Jung

• Aldo's Style - Striking, buying suits
• Jung's Style - Striking, grappling
• Prediction - Aldo by TKO
• Thoughts - This is an insanely hard fight for me to pick. I really like both dudes. ARGH.