Prelims (Facebook)
Bantamweight - Edwin "El Feroz" Figueroa vs Francisco "Cisco" Rivera
- Figueroa's Style - Striking
- Rivera's Style - Striking
- Prediction - Figueroa by KO
Bantamweight - Chico "The King" Camus vs Dustin "The Diamond" Kimura
- Camus's Style - Striking, Existentialism
- Style - Submissions (But no kimuras? What in all of the hecks, man?)
- Prediction - Camus via getting Kimura to contemplate the nothingness of the universe by way of extensive face punches
Prelims (FX)
Lightweight - Yves Edwards vs Isaac Ville-Flagg
- Edwards's Style - Thugjitsu
- Ville-Flagg's Style - Punches
- Prediction - Edwards by KO
- Thoughts - Edwards is the best dude ever.
Lightweight - Jacob "Christmas" Volkmann vs Bobby "King" Green
- Volkmann's Style - Wrestling
- Green's Style - Hood
- Prediction - Green by decision
- Thoughts - I hope Volkmann manages to wrangle a live microphone so he can get another Secret Service visit.
Welterweight - Tyron "The Chosen One' Woodley vs Jay "Thoroughbred" Hieron
- Woodley's Style - Wrestling
- Hieron's Style - Wrestling
- Prediction - Woodley by decision
- Thoughts - Remember when Hieron bled a bunch? That was gross.
Lightweight - Gleison Tibau vs Evan Dunham
- Tibau's Style - Wrestling, BJJ, cutting weight
- Unofficial Tibau Nickname - Gleison "Tim" Tibau
- Dunham's Style - BJJ
- Prediction - Tibau by decision
Main Card (PPV)
Flyweight - Joseph Benavidez vs Ian "Uncle Creepy" McCall
- Benavidez's Style - Wrestling, Brozlian Bro Jitsu
- McCall's Style - BJJ
- Prediction - Benavidez by submission (Brollotine choke)
- Thoughts - Obligatory Team Alpha Male video
Welterweight - Jon Fitch vs Demian Maia
- Fitch's Style - Wrestling, beating up Thunder Cats
- Maia's Style - BJJ, turning on blood faucets
- Prediction - Fitch by TKO
- Thoughts - This fight isn't really fair since Fitch has MIND POWERS (From being Week Day Vegan)
Heavyweight - Alistair "The Reem" Overeem vs Antonio "Bigfoot" Silva
- Overeem's Style - Muay Thai
- Silva's Style - Striking, BJJ
- Prediction - Overeem by KO
- Thoughts - WHOA, OVEREEM, PANTASTIC BODY!
Light Heavyweight - "Suga" Rashad Evans vs Antonio Rogerio "Minotouro" Nogueira
- Evans's Style -Wrestling, boxing
- Nogueira's Style - BJJ, boxing
- Prediction -Evans by KO
- Thoughts - More like LOL Nog
Main Event: Featherweight Title - Jose "Junior" Aldo vs Frankie "The Answer" Edgar
- Aldo's Style - Muay Thai, BJJ, buying suits
- Edgar's Style - Wrestling, Boxing
- Edgar's Real Nickname - Frankie "Two Times" Edgar
- Prediction - Edgar by TKO
- Thoughts - I can't wait for rounds 6 - 10 in like six months!
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