Event Primer - UFC on Fuel: Silva vs Stann

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Prelims (Facebook)

Welterweight - Marcelo "Magrao" Guimaraes vs Hyun Gyu "The Ace" Lim

• Guimaraes's Style - BJJ
• Lim's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Lim by KO

Bantamweight - Alex "Bruce Leeroy" Caceres vs Kyung Ho "Typhoon" Kang

• Caceres's Style - Striking, submissions
• Kang's Style - Submissions
• Prediction - Kang by submission

Lightweight - Cristiano Marcello vs Kazuki Tokudome

• Marcello's Style - BJJ
• Tukodome's Style - Striking
• Prediction -Tokudome by KO
• Thoughts - Remember the time Marcello fought Krazy Horse backstage at Pride? That was cool.

Bantamweight - Takeya Mizugaki vs Bryan "Kid Lightning" Caraway

• Mizugaki's Style - Striking
• Caraway's Style - Wrestling, BJJ
• Prediction - Mizugaki by TKO

Middleweight - Riki Fukuda vs Brad Tavares

• Fukuda's Style - Wrestling
• Tavares's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Fukuda by decision

Main Card (Fuel)

Welterweight - Dong Hyun "Stun Gun" Kim vs Siyar "The Great" Bahadurzada

• Kim's Style - Judo, grappling, bitch-slapping Nate back to 209
• Bahadurzada's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Kim by decision
• Thoughts - Kim's been busy doing obstacle courses!

Lightweight - Mizuto "Pugnus" Hirota vs Rani Yahya

• Hirota's Style - Striking, ground and pound
• Yahya's Style - BJJ
• Prediction - Hirota by TKO

Middleweight - Yushin "Thunder" Okami vs Hector "Lighting" Lombard

• Okami's Style - Wrestling
• Lombard's Style - Boxing, judo
• Prediction - Okami by decision
• Thoughts - This might be the best nickname matchup Joe Silva concocted since John "Doomsday" Howard beat Dennis "Superman" Hallman. Also, YUSHIN OKAMI, THANK YOU!

Lightweight - Takanori "The Fireball Kid" Gomi vs Diego "The Dream" Sanchez

• Gomi's Style - Striking, wrestling
• Sanchez's Style - Grappling
• Prediction - Sanchez by TKO
• Thoughts - YES! YES!

Heavyweight - Mark "Super Samoan" Hunt vs Stefan "Skyscraper" Struve

• Hunt's Style - Kickboxing, STRONG, HEAD OF STEEL
• Struve's Style - BJJ, kickboxing
• Prediction - Hunt by KO
• Thoughts - #RallyForMarkHunt is now #HuntForTheGold. Also, Stefan Struve is just Joe Lauzon after saying "INYUK CHUK" like Apache Chief.

Main Event: Light Heavyweight - Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva vs Brian "All American" Stann

• Silva's Style - Muay thai, Axe murderings
• Stann's Style - Striking, MCMAP
• Prediction - Silva by TKO
• Thoughts -During this fight, you should play these two songs on repeat.