- Siler's Style - Submissions
- Holobaugh's Style -Striking
- Alternate Holobaugh Nickname - Kurt "Ain't No" Holobaugh "Girl"
- Prediction -Siler by submission
- Catone's Style - Wrestling, BJJ
- Head's Style - Striking, BJJ
- Prediction - Catone by decision
- Garcia's Style - Brawling, clubbering, decision theft
- McKenzie's Style - McKenzietine
- Prediction - McKenzie by McKenzietine
- Thoughts - Shit's gonna get real!
- Khabilov's Style - Suplex
- Alternate Khabilov Nickname - Rustam "Hobby Lobby" Khabilov
- Medeiros's Style - Striking, wrestling
- Prediction - Khabilov by suplex-related KO
- McMann's Style - Wrestling
- Gaff's Style - Striking
- Prediction - McMann by decision
- Thoughts - Holy cow, Sara McMann is friggin SHREDDED
- Villante's Style - Football, wrestling
- Unofficial Villante Nickname - Gian "John" Villante
- St. Preux's Style - Football, wrestling
- Prediction - St. Preux by KO
- Thoughts - Strikeforce vs Strikeforce match-up! Hofstra football vs Tennessee football match-up! The storylines run deep on this fight! Also, I hope St. Preux wins and then takes another fight in two weeks and then again two weeks after that, like he did towards the end of 2010 and the beginning of 2011, because that was the best OSP.
- Bedford's Style - Wrestling, BJJ
- Caraway's Style - Cruising, having a more famous and better fighter for a girlfriend, threatening to beat up his girlfriend's opponents (Oh, wait, this is the "Fighting Style" section, not "Reasons to laugh at Bryan Caraway" section).
- Prediction - Bedford by KO
- Miller's Style - Grappling
- Healy's Style - Grappling
- Prediction - Miller by submission
- Thoughts - Holy rigatoni, this fight is going to be nutso good (I hope)!
- Magalhaes's Style - BJJ
- Davis's Style - Wrestling, grappling
- Alternate Davis Nicknames - Phil "Body Triangle" Davis; Phil "Have I Told You My Nickname Comes From My Missing Or Stolen College Cat?" Davis
- Prediction - Davis by decision
- Thoughts - Poor Phil Davis, being partially associated with unfortunate people or entities. First the dude is a Penn State alumnus, and then he's a Lloyd Irvin student.
- Nelson's Style - Boxing, BJJ, incredible intestinal fortitude (Also known as havin' tons o' guts)
- Kongo's Style - Savate
- Alternate Kongo Nickname - "Cup" Chieck Kongo
- Prediction - Nelson by KO
- Thoughts - They say styles make fights, and there isn't a better juxtaposition in body styles than this fight.
- Bisping's Style - Kickboxing, British wrestling
- Alternate Bisping Nicknames - Michael "The Count, Minus the O" Bisping
- Belcher's Style - Muay Thai, BJJ
- Prediction - Belcher by TKO
- Thoughts - These two gents either for reals don't like each other, or are cleaning up in the wolf ticket department.
- Jones's Style - Wrestling, striking (poles)
- Alternate Jones Nicknames - Jon "Snitchster Christian" Jones, Jon "Snowball King" Jones
- Sonnen's Style - Wrestling, fraud
- Prediction - Jones by TKO
- Fantasty-Land Prediction - Chael P. Sonnen by submission (Omoplata)
- Thoughts - I like Sonnen, both as a bloviating so-and-so, and also as a head down, driving forward fighter, but I think Jones is just too good to get wrestled upon for twenty-five minutes, which I see as Chael's only avenue for victory. Sorry, Chael, but you're pretty great at analysis, and hopefully soon, commentary.
