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UFC 9: Superfight championship - Ken Shamrock vs Dan Severn
This time on Rad Fights of Yesteryear, it is perhaps the Raddest Fight to have ever existed. Ken Shamrock and Dan Severn are two legendary competitors,and, at the time of the fight, were two highly rated fighters. Severn had won the UFC 5 and Ultimate Ultimate 95 tournaments, while Shamrock was the inaugural King of Pancrase champion and the defending UFC Superfight champion (Having defeated Dan Severn to win the belt).
Due to some last-minute rule changes that allowed the event to take place in Detroit, closed fist punches to the head and headbutts were no longer allowed (This shouldn't have been too much of a problem for Shamrock, since Pancrase also barred closed fist punches). Also, thanks to a Tito Ortiz-esque litany of training injuries, Shamrock was less than 100% going into the bout.
However, because both men were incredibly skilled mixed martial artists, what went down was one of those rare fights that is both an all-out war and an epic, highly-contested, cerebral chess match.
On this, the first day of April, please enjoy "The Detroit Dance".
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Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Fighter Retrospective - Bas Rutten
Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA blog that will always let you bang, bro.
This time on Fighter Retrospectives, I’ll be taking a look at a Dutch maniac, Bas “El Guapo” Rutten.
This time on Fighter Retrospectives, I’ll be taking a look at a Dutch maniac, Bas “El Guapo” Rutten.
Who is this guy?
Bas Rutten is a guy from Holland that was very good at killing people’s faces. He began his martial arts career in Tae Kwon Do and Kyokushin karate, then later transitioned into Muay Thai kickboxing (I think 80% of all Dutch people are skilled in Muay Thai), before participating in mixed martial arts.
He started in Pancrase, a Japanese organization that had a fair amount of professional wrestling influences (Combatants were allowed rope breaks for submissions during a match, for instance, and closed fist punches to the face were illegal. The rope breaks were in finite supply, though, and once you used them up, the next rope grab would end the fight.). Bas was initially very good at knocking out people with his excellent striking background, but would quickly become lost when a fight went to the ground. One of the top stars of Pancrase, Masakatsu Funaki took on Bas and several other fighters to train submission skills simply to give himself more of a challenge (Rest assured, I’ll be writing about Funaki in the future). Rutten learned the ground game very well and started submitting people with numerous different holds.
Were any of his fights any good?
Boy howdy, were they!
Bas had some very impressive and fun fights with such peoples as Jason
DeLucia, Frank and Ken Shamrock (Individually, of course, this was Pancrase,
not ZST), and Masakatsu Funaki.
Rutten versus Frank Shamrock III - The Fighting Clown, Frank Shamrock
Bas struggled against the Shamrock family, going 2-3 overall with the grappling brothers. This fight is to unify Bas's King of Pancrase title with Frank's interim KoP title. Bas is on commentary because he's awesome. There's a good mix of grappling, striking, and conversation to start things off. Oh, they also spill out of the ring during a takedown attempt by Frank. Crazy times in Pancrase!
It's not really until the latter stages of the fight that Frank starts goofing around. He throws a turtled-up backhand, and during a leg lock attempt, just pulls ridiculous faces as Bas tries to punch his way out. Frank ends up with a cut over his eyebrow, and that's the official reason for the end of the fight, but Bas says, and I'm inclined to agree, that Shamrock just looked like he was done, cut or no cut.
Check out more about Bas after the (splits) jump!
Rutten versus Frank Shamrock III - The Fighting Clown, Frank Shamrock
Bas struggled against the Shamrock family, going 2-3 overall with the grappling brothers. This fight is to unify Bas's King of Pancrase title with Frank's interim KoP title. Bas is on commentary because he's awesome. There's a good mix of grappling, striking, and conversation to start things off. Oh, they also spill out of the ring during a takedown attempt by Frank. Crazy times in Pancrase!
It's not really until the latter stages of the fight that Frank starts goofing around. He throws a turtled-up backhand, and during a leg lock attempt, just pulls ridiculous faces as Bas tries to punch his way out. Frank ends up with a cut over his eyebrow, and that's the official reason for the end of the fight, but Bas says, and I'm inclined to agree, that Shamrock just looked like he was done, cut or no cut.
Check out more about Bas after the (splits) jump!
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Rad Fights of Yesteryear - Frye vs Takayama
Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA
blog that’s less entertaining than Shamrock vs. Severn II.
Who Are These Jerks?
Don Frye is a propaganda cartoon of America brought to life,
born from the union of a football and an apple pie, raised by a bald eagle to
fight everything with his fists of fury and a bitchin’ mustache.
Yoshihiro Takayama is a dyed blond pro wrestler that decided
to give real fighting a try, to hilariously disastrous results (Oops, guess I
should have left if a mystery if the guy who only knows fake fighting is
capable of real fighting).
Why Should I Care About This Dumb Thing?
Prior
to the fight starting, Frye and Takayama have a pretty intense stare down
during the referee’s instructions that I’m chalking up to Don Frye being really
awesome. Takayama’s no slouch, though;
he towers over Frye and does his best at mean mugging, but ultimately loses due
to his lack of a boss mustache.
The fight is nothing more than a brawl, a wild, beautiful,
amazing brawl. Frye and Takayama trade
punches early and often before both men grab a hold of single collar
clinches. This allows each man the opportunity
to repeatedly punch his opponent in the face while offering no chance of
defense.
Things are now AWESOME! The pace slows down to prevent both men’s
punching hands from igniting, and they move to body clinches. Now knees are getting thrown in addition to
face punches. Takayama throws Frye down,
but Don’s back to his feet pretty quickly, only taking a knee to the head on
his way back up. We’re back to single
collar ties, or AWESOME TIMES, then body clinches, and this continues back and
forth until a brief lull allows the referee to call for a break. Don gets the mouthpiece he dropped returned
to him, and Takayama gets his busted up face checked out by the ring
doctor. Nothing seems to be too
dangerous, so the fight continues, and they’re back to wild brawling. The body clinches return, and Takayama tries
for another takedown, but just ends up pulling Frye into mount. Don unloads some ground and pound, and the
referee has seen enough (Takayama’s probably had enough, too), ending the
fight. Frye wins by first round TKO,
while Takayama must deal with his slow transformation into a Lumpy Space person
(Oh my Glob, face punches are lame!)
What Did We Learn?
- Striking defense is for idiot babies
- Only face punchings are important, this was Takayama’s downfall, as he attempted body shots and knees far too often
- The Mustache Triumphs the Blond Dye-Job
- Pro wrestling is a poor substitute for actual fighting skills
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Rad Fights of Yesteryear - Emelianenko vs Randleman
Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA
blog that’s dirtier than Gilbert Yvel.
It's time, once again, for Rad Fights of Yesteryear! This is from the 2004 Pride Heavyweight Grand Prix Quarterfinals, as then-current Pride Heavyweight champion, Fedor "the Last Emperor" Emelianenko takes on Kevin "the Monster Randleman.
Who Are These Jerks?
Fedor “the Last Emperor” Emelianenko is a Sambo
practitioner, and, at the time of this fight, was considered one of the best
Heavyweights in the world, coming into the contest at 18-1. Kevin “the
Monster” Randleman is a wrestler and has the size of a Light Heavyweight, but achieved far more success at Heavyweight (Probably because the Heavyweights generally aren't as skilled), capturing the UFC's Heavyweight title in 1999. He enters this bout at 15-7. What's So Special About This Dumb Fight?
There’s a very brief striking exchange that allows Randleman
to get a body clinch. Kevin lifts Fedor
off the mat and takes him down, landing in half-guard. Randleman lands a few punches before
Emelianenko gives up his back and stands back to his feet. What follows is the greatest German suplex in the entire
history of throws.
Randleman, having leveled up twice after knocking out Mirko Filipovic in his last fight, and wanting to try out his new moves, launches Emelianenko off his feet and decides to leap into the air as well, smashing Fedor’s head and neck into the canvas. Surprisingly, Fedor’s head doesn’t fly off into the fifth row, nor does his spine get pulverized into bone dust. Instead, Emelianenko calmly sweeps Randleman, attains side control, punches Randleman in the head around twenty times, and then sinks a fight ending kimura.
Randleman, having leveled up twice after knocking out Mirko Filipovic in his last fight, and wanting to try out his new moves, launches Emelianenko off his feet and decides to leap into the air as well, smashing Fedor’s head and neck into the canvas. Surprisingly, Fedor’s head doesn’t fly off into the fifth row, nor does his spine get pulverized into bone dust. Instead, Emelianenko calmly sweeps Randleman, attains side control, punches Randleman in the head around twenty times, and then sinks a fight ending kimura.
Being all stoic and Russian, Emelianenko pretty much remains calm the entire fight, only smiling slightly after Randleman lifts him in the air post-fight.
What Did We Learn?
- Wrestling is pretty cool, but Sambo is kind of awesome
- German suplexes are most awesome
- Sambo teaches you to fall from great heights directly on your head to no ill effects
- Seriously, how did Fedor not die from that?
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Fantastic Finishes - Shlemenko vs McDaniel
Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA blog that’s less coherent than Wanderlei Silva.
This Fight is pretty Rad, but it's only four years old, so it doesn't meet the requirement of being from Yesteryear. So, I decided to create another sub-category of "Here's a non-recent fight that I enjoy, and now I'll talk about it". Fantastic Finishes are about fights that are fairly unremarkable up until those last few seconds that ends the whole thing. Not every KO or submission is a fantastic finish, it takes something special and memorable.
Who Are These Jerks?
This Fight is pretty Rad, but it's only four years old, so it doesn't meet the requirement of being from Yesteryear. So, I decided to create another sub-category of "Here's a non-recent fight that I enjoy, and now I'll talk about it". Fantastic Finishes are about fights that are fairly unremarkable up until those last few seconds that ends the whole thing. Not every KO or submission is a fantastic finish, it takes something special and memorable.
Who Are These Jerks?
Alexander Shlemenko is a kickboxer and a military combatives
guy and probably a sambo dude, too, because which Russians aren’t? Robert McDaniel is a guy nicknamed Bubba,
with fewer total fights now than Shlemenko’s fight tally at the time of this
bout.
What's Going On, Why Should I Care About This Dumb Thing?
What's Going On, Why Should I Care About This Dumb Thing?
This fight turned me into a Shlemenko fan, even though he
doesn’t really do much. McDaniel gets a
takedown early in round one, and some fun grappling ensues. Shlemenko briefly threatens with a kimura and
even gets a sweep, but for the most part, McDaniel controls the grappling. He gets both full front and back mount,
fishes for a rear naked choke, but is unable to secure the submission. Shlemenko gets back to his feet very late in
the round, tries a spinning backfist (Which has since become one of his
signature moves), misses, gets taken back down, but manages to get up again. With seconds remaining in the first,
Shlemenko feints, then lands a flying knee, dropping McDaniel to the canvas as
the round ends.
Shlemenko raises his arms in victory while the referee tries
to roll the obviously hurt McDaniel onto his back. McDaniel briefly rests his hands on his
stomach, which convinces the ref that Shlemenko’s knee hit below the belt. McDaniel’s corner enters the cage and
everyone huddles around Bubba, trying to sort out where exactly he got
hit. Did I mention that McDaniel is
groaning in severe pain the entire time?
He totally is, and it’s pretty disturbing and haunting to hear. McDaniel finally manages to moan that his
ribs are hurt, the ref stops the fight for good, and Bubba continues trying to
not die. Shlemenko is officially
announced as the victor while a replay shows his knee hit McDaniel right below
the heart, probably detaching the Xiphoid Process and dropping it into McDaniel’s
stomach (Which I totally heard from a friend’s cousin’s friend’s uncle’s cousin
who is a Special Forces guy that is totally a Special Forces Death Move, which
probably means Shlemenko is totally Spetsnaz/KGB/SMERSH).
What Did We Learn?
- If you’ve been outwrestling a guy for an entire round and he gets up with seconds left in the round, take your time getting back to your feet
- Flying knees to the body are pretty rad
- HURGH OH GOD ARGH MY RIBS BLEARGH URGH OH GOD BLORG
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Rad Fights of Yesteryear - Sudo vs. Oxley
Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA
blog that’s less engaging than Kalib Starnes.
Rad Fights of Yesteryear is a feature where I talk about cool fights that are at least five years old. Five years might not sound like much, but back then Tim Sylvia was the UFC Heavyweight champion. A lot can change in the MMA world in five years.
Genki Sudo vs. Craig Oxley
Genki Sudo is the coolest dude around. I’ll probably end up writing a full
appreciation post for him where I go over more of his accomplishments, so just
know that he is a Greco-Roman wrestler with a very high level Brazilian jiu-jitsu
game. Cool Grappler Man is a very
fitting appellation for Genki Sudo, to go along with his more official
nicknames of “Transforming Trickster” and “Neo Samurai”.
I don’t know who the hell Craig Oxley is, and it doesn’t
really matter, this fight is all about Genki Sudo being a Cool Grappler Man. I will point out that Oxley was making his
professional debut and finished his career at 0-3 (Dang, I just spoiled the
result of the fight!)
The fight is in Pancrase (Yes, they are Hybrid Wrestlers),
but it’s not early Shamrock Brothers, Bas Rutten, Funaki Pancrase with no
gloves and only palm strikes to an opponent’s head. They’ve got gloves, but it’s still Pancrase, so
they’ve also got shin guards, and Oxley is wearing shoes. Though, this is from
2000, so shoes aren’t a big deal for a MMA fight.
Anyway, the fight starts, and Genki begins his normal
routine of doing goofy shit. He stands
sideways to Oxley, eats a leg kick, then shoots in for a double leg. Genki lands the takedown in side control,
then transitions to north-south, then grabs for an armbar. Oxley defends and rolls with Sudo, ending up
with Craig in Genki’s full guard.
Genki keeps an active guard and gets Oxley in a triangle
choke. Genki lands a few strikes, but
Oxley doesn’t seem to be in much danger from the submission, but he is
stuck. Sudo repositions his legs, trying
the choke from the other side, but still no tap from Oxley. Craig manages to get his head free, but in
the ensuing scramble, Genki ends up on top of Craig in his closed guard.
Sudo postures up, stands, and then EXECUTES A GIANT
SWING! Genki drops to the mat, right
into an Achilles lock, and despite Oxley fighting it, Sudo turns him over and
gets the submission.
What Did We Learn?
What Did We Learn?
- Genki Sudo is cooler than you (And way cooler than me)
- Genki Sudo will out grapple a dude so bad he'll finish the fight with a pro wrestling move.
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