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blog that’s more one dimensional than Ronda Rousey.
Preliminary Card - Facebook
Bantamweight - Scott "Young Guns" Jorgensen vs John "Prince" Albert
- Jorgensen's Style - Wrestling
- Mean-spirited Jorgensen Nickname - Scotty "Spotty" Jorgensen
- Albert's Style - Freestyle
- Prediction - Jorgensen wins by wrestling-centric decision
- Thoughts - Jorgensen is cool and does good fights, I hope he wins!
Preliminary Card - FX
Featherweight - Dennis "The Menace" Siver vs Nam Phan
- Siver's Style - Kickboxing
- Phan's Style - BJJ, Karate
- Prediction - Phan wins a decision
- Thoughts - Battel of spinning back kicks and body/liver shots. Guts are going to get ruined in this one!
Lightweight - Tim "The Dirty Bird" Means vs Abel "Killa" Trujillo
- Means's Style - Striking
- Trujillo's Style - Grappling
- Prediction - Tim Means war and gets a knockout victory.
- Thoughts - Ugh, Trujillo has a dumb fence tattoo, boo to that.
Lightweight - Daron "Detroit Superstar" Cruickshank vs Henry "Sicario" Martinez
- Cruickshank's Style - Wrestling
- Alternate Cruickshank Nickname - Daron "Hermione Granger's Cat" Cruickshank
- Martinez's Style - Grappling
- Prediction - Cruickshank with a knockout
Lightweight - Ramsey Nijem vs Joe Proctor
- Nijem's Style - Wrestling
- Proctor's Style - Grappling
- Alternate Proctor Nicknames - Joe "Doctor" Proctor, Joe "Proctorologist" Proctor
- Prediction - Proctor is going to submit Ramsey
Bantamweight - Rafael Assuncao vs Mike "The Hulk" Easton
- Assuncao's Style - BJJ, Muay Thai
- Easton's Style - BJJ, Tae Kwon Do
- Prediction - Easton by decision
- Thoughts - EASTON DOES NOT PLAY!
Lightweight - Yves "Thugjitsu Master" Edwards vs Jeremy "Lil' Heathen" Stephens
- Edwards's Style - Thugjitsu
- Stephens's Style - Boxing, BJJ
- Prediction - Edwards by submission
- Thoughts - Yves is like the coolest dude ever. Win, Yves, win!
Main Card - Fox
Welterweight - Mike "Quick" Swick vs Matt "The Immortal" Brown
- Swick's Style - Kickboxing
- Brown's Style - Judo, BJJ
- Prediction - Mike Swick will continue to be back and submit Brown with a Swickotine.
- Thoughts - This fight should be way good.
Welterweight - B.J. "The Prodigy" Penn vs Rory "Ares" MacDonald
- Penn's Style - BJJ, boxing
- Penn's Full Name - Jay Dee "Baby Jay" Penn
- MacDonald's Style - Impeccable. Also, suplexing dudes.
- MacDonald's Previous Nickname - Rory "The Waterboy" MacDonald
- Prediction - BJ by TKO, followed by another instance of licking his opponent's blood off his gloves (Gross, BJ, gross)
- Thoughts - BJ Penn is in the greatest YouTube videos ever. Whether he's jumping out of pools, eating food, or answering questions from Mickey's, he's amazing.
Light Heavyweight - Mauricio "Shogun" Rua vs Alexander "The Mauler" Gustafsson
- Rua's Style - Muay Thai, BJJ
- Gustafsson's Style - Boxing
- Prediction - Gustafsson will is taller, blonder, and more Swedishy, so that spells TKO victory.
- Thoughts - Gustafsson has the best doggie, oh my gosh!
Main Event
Lightweight Title - Benson "Smooth" Henderson vs. Nate Diaz
- Henderson's Style - Grappling, Tae Kwon Do
- Alternate Henderson Nicknames - "Robert Guillaume" Benson Henderson, Benson "Bendo" Henderson, Benson "And Hedges" Henderson
- Diaz's Style - CESAR GRACIE JIU JITSU (WHAT?!), Boxing
- Prediciton - My heart wants a draw, my head sees Benson winning via wrestling-heavy decision, but Nate boxing Henderson up for a TKO or (impossible as it sounds), catching Bendo in a submission could happen. Too close to call, guh!
- Thoughts -THIS FIGHT IS GONNA RULE, I DON'T WANT EITHER DUDE TO LOSE, THOUGH!
