Event primer - UFC Fight Night 32

Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA blog that's convinced half the guys on this card are made up.

Prelims (Facebook/YouTube)

Flyweight - Jose "No Chance" Maria vs Dustin Ortiz

• Maria's Style - Striking, BJJ
• Ortiz's Style - Grappling
• Prediction - Ortiz by submission

Lightweight - Adriano Martins vs Darron "Detroit Superstar" Cruickshank

• Martins's Style - Striking
• Cruickshank's Style - Kickboxing, being half-kneazle
• Prediction - Cruickshank by KO

Lightweight - Thiago Tavares vs Justin "J-Bomb" Salas

• Tavares's Style - BJJ
• Salas's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Tavares by submission

Middleweight - Thiago "Bodao" Perpetuo vs Omari "Lakec" Akhmedov

• Perpetuo's Style - Striking
• Akhmedov's Style - Probably Sambo
• Prediction - Akhmedov by TKO

Featherweight - Godofredo "Pepey" Castro vs Sam Sicilia

• Castro's Style - BJJ
• Sicilia's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Sicilia by KO

Main Card (Fox Sports 1)

Featherweight - Rony "Jason" Bezerra vs Jeremy "Lil Heathen" Stephens

• Bezerra's Style - BJJ
• Stephens's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Honey Jason by submission

Welterweight - Santiago "Gente Boa" Ponzinibbio vs Ryan LaFlare

• Ponzinibbio's Style - Striking, BJJ
• LaFlare's Style - Wrestling, BJJ
• Prediction - LaFlare by decision

Welterweight - Paulo Thiago vs Brandon "Rukus" Thatch

• Thiago's Style - BJJ, Cop
• Thatch's Style - Kickboxing
• Prediction - Thatch by TKO

Light Heavyweight - Rafael "Feijao" Cavalcante vs Igor Pokrajac

• Cavalcante's Style - Kickboxing, BJJ
• Pokrajac's Style - Wrestling, boxing
• Prediction - Cavalcante by KO

Middleweight - Cezar "Mutante" Ferreira vs Daniel Sarafian

• Ferreira's Style - Capoeira
• Sarafian's Style - BJJ
• Prediction - Sarafian by submission

Light Heavyweight - Vitor "The Phenom" Belfort vs Dan "Hendo" Henderson

• Belfort's Style - Boxing, BJJ
• Henderson's Style - Wrestling, Big Right Hands
• Prediction - Henderson by knockout

Event primer - UFC 161

Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA blog that's less engaging than Brandon Schaub at Metamoris II.

Prelims (Facebook/YouTube)

Bantamweight - Yves "Tiger" Jabouin vs Dustin "The Disciple" Pague

• Jabouin's Style - Kickboxing
• Pague's Style - Striking, Grappling
• Prediction - Pague by submission
• Thoughts - Any time Pague uses a rear naked choke, it is a subtle shout out to Brutus Beefcake's sleeper hold, which is the most well-known iteration of The Disciple.

Lightweight - Mitch "Danger Zone" Clarke vs John "The One" Maguire

• Clarke's Style -Striking
• Maguire's Style - Gypsy Jiu-Jitsu
• Prediction -Maguire by submission

Prelims (FX)

Bantamweight - Roland "Stunning" Delorme vs Edwin "El Feroz" Figueroa

• Delorme's Style - Grappling
• Figueroa's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Delorme by submission

Welterweight - Sean "The Punisher" Pierson vs Kenny Robertson

• Pierson's Style - BJJ, striking
• Robertson's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Robertson by submission (Weird kneebar)

Lightweight - Sam "Hands of Stone" Stout vs "The" James Krause

• Stout's Style - Kickboxing
• Krause's Style - Grappling
• Prediction - Krause by decision
• Thoughts - I don't know what I'm more shocked by, that Stout is still fighting, or that he's not fighting Spencer Fisher again.

Welterweight - Jake Shields vs Tyron "T-Wood" Woodley

• Shields's Style - American Jiu-Jitsu
• Woodley's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Shields by decision
• Thoughts - Somebody better call Tyron's momma!

Main Card (PPV)

Heavyweight - Pat "Hype or Die" Barry vs Shawn "The Savage" Jordan

• Barry's Style - Kickboxing, flying armbar attempts
• Jordan's Style - Football
• Prediction - Barry by KO

Women's Bantamweight - Alexis "Ally-Gator" Davis vs Rosi "The Surgeon" Sexton

• Davis's Style - BJJ
• Sexton's Style - BJJ
• Prediction - Davis by submission
• Thoughts - Davis's mascot Chompers is probably the most adorable mascot in MMA.

Light Heavyweight - Ryan "Big Deal" Jimmo vs Igor "The Duke" Pokrajac

• Jimmo's Style - Striking
• Pokrajac's Style - Wrestling, boxing
• Prediction - Jimmo by decision

Heavyweight - Roy "Big Country" Nelson vs Stipe Miocic

• Nelson's Style - Boxing, BJJ
• Miocic's Style - Wrestling, striking, baseball
• Prediction - Nelson by KO

Light Heavyweight - Dan "Hendo" Henderson vs "Suga" Rashad Evans

• Henderson's Style - Big Right Hand, wrestling
• Alternate Henderson Nicknames - "Decision" Dan Henderson, "Dangerous" Dan Henderson, Dan "Hollywood" Henderson, Dan "Big Right Ha"-nderson
• Evans's Style - Wrestling, boxing
• Prediction - Henderson by KO
• Thoughts -Reminder that if you don't like Dan Henderson, you don't like America.