Preliminary Card (Facebook/YouTube)
Lightweight - Lucas "Mineiro" Martins vs Jeremy Larsen
- Martins's Style - Striking, BJJ
- Martins's Nickname Translated - Lucas "Guy From Minas Gerais What Speaks the Dialect of Mineiro" Martins
- Larsen's Style - Striking
- Prediction - Martins by TKO
Flyweight - Jussier "Formiga" da Silva vs Chris "Kamikaze" Cariaso
- da Silva's Style - BJJ
- da Silva's Translated Nickname - Jussier "Ant" da Silva
- Cariaso's Style - Striking
- Prediction - The Ant-Man via submission
- Thoughts - Cariaso looks like a goblin-man. It is quite disconcerting.
Flyweight - John "Mao-de-Pedra" Lineker vs Azamat "Tough Guy" Gashimov
- Lineker's Style - Punchin'
- Lineker's Translated Nickname - John "Hands of Stone" Lineker
- Gashimov's Style - Wrestling
- Alternate Gashimov Nickname - Azamat "Dagestani Hacksaw" Gashimov
- Prediction - Lineker by KO
- Thoughts - Yay, back-to-back flyweight prelim fights! Should be super rad!
Preliminary Card (Fuel TV)
Light Heavyweight - Fabio Maldonado vs Roger "The Hulk" Hollett
- Maldonado's Style - Boxing
- Hollett's Style - Striking
- Prediction - Maldonado by TKO
- Thoughts - I love Maldonado's body shots, I don't care what that big metal jerk, Jack Slack, says about Fabio's boxing, tummy punches are the best.
Bantamweight - Yuri "Marajo" Alcantara vs Iliarde Santos
- Alcantara's Style -BJJ
- Alcantara's Nickname Translated - Yuri "Dude from the Island of Marajo" Alcantara
- Santos's Style - BJJ
- Prediction - Santos by decision
Welterweight - Paulo Thiago vs Michel "Trator" Prazeres
- Thiago's Style - Grappling, Cop
- Prazeres's Style -BJJ
- Prazeres's Nickname Translation - Michel "Tractor" Prazeres
- Prediction - Thiago by decision
Lightweight - Gleison Tibau vs John Cholish
- Tibau's Style - Wrestling, cutting weight
- Cholish's Style - Grappling
- Prediction - Tibau by decision
Lightweight - Francisco "Massaranduba" Trinaldo vs Mike "The Wolverine" Rio
- Trinaldo's Style - Punching
- Trinaldo's Nickname Translated - Francisco "Some Grumpy Sitcom Character" Trinaldo
- Rio's Style - Wrestling, grappling
- Trinaldo by KO
Featherweight - Hacran "Barnabe" Dias vs Nik "The Carny" Lentz
- Dias's Style - Grappling
- Dias's Nickname Translated - Hacran "Civil Servant" Dias
- Lentz's Style - Grappling
- Prediction - Lentz by decision
- Thoughts - Carnies are not to be trusted, always remain vigilant around a carny.
Main Card (FX)
Middleweight - Rafael "Sapo" Natal vs Joao "The Brazilians Samurai" Zeferino
- Natal's Style - Grappling, tennis
- Natal's Nickname Translated - Rafael "Frog" Natal
- Zeferino's Style - Grappling
- Prediction - Natal by submission
Lightweight - Rafael Dos Anjos vs Evan Dunham
- Dos Anjos's Style - BJJ
- Dunham's Style - BJJ, not being Lena Dunham
- Prediction - Dos Anjos by submission
Middleweight - Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza vs Chris Camozzi
- Souza's Style - BJJ, bein' a alligator-man
- Souza's Nickname Translated - Ronaldo "Regional Chris Kaman" Souza
- Camozzi's Style - Muay Thai
- Alternate Camozzi Nickname - Chris "Ini the Hot Stepper" Camozzi
- Prediction - Souza by submission
- Thoughts - It's gonna be cool to see Souza do his gator chomp 'n' crawl around Bruce Buffer and Joe Silva
Middleweight - Vitor "The Phenom" Belfort vs Luke Rockhold
- Belfort's Style - Boxing
- Rockhold's Style - Kickboxing, Surfing
- Prediction -Rockhold by TKO
- Thoughts - Rockhold has the best hair in all of MMA. I dare anyone to dispute this or present an argument for anyone else.
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