Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Event Primer - UFC Fight Night 38

Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA blog that can't stop laughing at FACE SHOE.

Prelims (Fight Pass)

Light Heavyweight - Francimar "Bodao" Barroso vs Hans Stringer

  • Barroso's Style - Striking
  • Stringer's Style - Blackzilianing
  • Prediction - Barroso by TKO


Featherweight - Godofredo Pepey vs Noad "Neo" Lahat

  • Pepey's Style - BJJ
  • Lahat's Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Pepey by submission
  • Thoughts - Lahat's most recent win is against Shad Smith, which just makes me sad.


Prelims (Fox Sports 1)

Welterweight - Thiago "Bodao" Perpetuo vs Kenny Robertson

  • Perpetuo's Style - Striking
  • Robertson's Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Perpetuo by KO


Flyweight - Jussier "Formiga" da Silva vs Scott "Young Guns" Jorgensen

  • Da Silva's Style - BJJ
  • Jorgensen's Style - Wrestling
  • Prediction - Jorgensen by decision
  • Thoughts - This fight should be super rad, but I don't know why it's so low on the prelims.


Middleweight - Ronny Markes vs Thiago "Marreta" Santos

  • Markes' Style - BJJ
  • Santos' Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Markes by TKO


Featherweight - Diego "DB" Brandao vs Will "The Kill" Chope

  • Brandao's Style - Muay thai, BJJ
  • Chope's Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Brandao by KO
  • Thoughts - Sean Shelby can be so cruel sometimes.


Main Card (Fox Sports 1)

Featherweight - Rony Jason vs "Super" Steven Siler

  • Jason's Style - Grappling
  • Siler's Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Jason by decision


Lightweight - Michel "Tractor" Prazeres vs Mairbek "Beckan" Taisumov

  • Prazeres' Style - Grappling
  • Taisumov's Style - Wrestling
  • Prediction - Taisumov by TKO


Light Heavyweight - Fabio Maldonado vs Gian Villante

  • Maldonado's Style - Boxing
  • Villante's Style - Football
  • Prediction - Maldonado by TKO


Lightweight - "Stormin'" Norman Parke vs Leonardo Santos

  • Parke's Style - Grappling
  • Santos' Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Santos by decision


Middleweight - Cezar "Mutante" Ferreira vs Clarence "C.B." Byron "The Doberman" Dolloway

  • Ferreira's Style - Striking
  • Dolloway's Style - Wrestling
  • Prediction - Ferreira by TKO
  • Thoughts - Dolloway has a terrible face. I hope it gets punched a bunch!


Light Heavyweight - Mauricio "Shogun" Rua vs Dan "Hendo" Henderson

  • Rua's Style - Muay thai, BJJ
  • Henderson's Style - Big Right Handerson, wrestling
  • Prediction - Henderson by KO
  • Thoughts - I know this fight won't live up to how great the first was, but I hope it is at least half as rad.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Event Primer - UFC 171

Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA blog that refuses to give War Machine a Slurpee.

Prelims (Fight Pass)

Featherweight - Daniel "The Pit" Pineda vs Robert "The Hammer" Whiteford

  • Pineda's Style - Grappling
  • Whiteford's Style - Striking
  • Prediction - Pineda by submission


Middleweight - Robert "Bubba" McDaniel vs Sean "Tarzan" Strickland

  • McDaniel's Style - Grappling
  • Strickland's Style - Striking
  • Prediction - Strickland by KO
  • Thoughts - Please go away, Bubba, nobody likes you.


Flyweight - Will Campuzano vs Justin "Tank" Scoggins

  • Campuzano's Style - Striking
  • Scoggins' Style - Striking
  • Prediction - Scoggins by KO


Lightweight - Renee Forte vs Frank "Sitkayan" Trevino

  • Forte's Style - Playing loud
  • Trevino's Style - Striking
  • Prediction - Trevino by decision
  • Thoughts - What the fuck is a "Sitkayan" ?


Prelims (Fox Sports 2)

Welterweight - Sean "Black Magic" Spencer vs Alex "The Dominican Nightmare" Garcia

  • Spencer's Style - Freestyle
  • Garcia's Style - BJJ, striking
  • Prediction - Garcia by KO


Featherweight - Jimy "The Kid" Hettes vs Dennis "The Menace" Bermudez

  • Hettes' Style - Judo
  • Bermudez's Style - Wrestling, boxing
  • Prediction - Bermudez by KO


Women's Bantamweight - Raquel "Rocky" Pennington vs Jessica "Bate Estaca" Andrade

  • Pennington's Style - Striking, grappling
  • Andrade's Style - BJJ, Muay thai
  • Prediction - Andrade by decision


Welterweight - Kelvin Gastelum vs Rick "The Horror" Story

  • Gastelum's Style - Wrestling, grappling
  • Story's Style - Wrestling
  • Prediction - Gastelum by submission


Main Card (PPV)

Light Heavyweight - Ovince "OSP" St. Preux vs Nikita "The Al Capone" Krylov

  • St. Preux's Style - Football
  • Krylov's Style - Fedora
  • Prediction - Ovince by KO


Welterweight - Jake Shields vs Hector "Lightning" Lombard

  • Shields' Style - American Jiu-Jitsu, rorsin' around
  • Lombard's Style - Boxing, judo
  • Prediction - Shields by decision


Lightweight - Diego "The Dream" Sanchez vs Myles "Fury" Jury

  • Sanchez's Style - Wrestle-boxing, being a slippery lizard, DEVIL YOGA
  • Jury's Style - Kickboxing, BJJ
  • Prediction - Sanchez by decision
  • Thoughts - I would really like to see Diego not take a massive amount of brain trauma in this fight.


Welterweight - Carlos "The Natural Born Killer" Condit vs Tyron "T-Wood" Woodley

  • Condit's Style - Spinning shit
  • Woodley's Style - Wrestling, boxing
  • Prediction - Condit by TKO
  • Thoughts - Since Condit is the fighting version of Adam Scott, I want to see a MMA version of Parks and Recreation (Don Frye can be Ron Swanson)


Welterweight - Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks vs "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler

  • Hendricks' Style - Wrestlin', punchin'
  • Lawler's Style - Punchin'
  • Prediction - Lawler by TKO
  • Thoughts - So sad for Hendricks that as soon as he doesn't win the welterweight title, he loses it to Lawler.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Event Primer - UFC Fight Night 37

Welcome to Leg Kick TKO, a MMA blog that's glad to have missed out on making a primer for Fight Night Macau (WOULD HAVE GONE 1-7, YEESH)

Prelims (Fight Pass)

Flyweight - Louis "Goodnight" Gaudinot vs Phil "Billy" Harris

  • Gaudinot's Style - Being a troll doll
  • Harris' Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Gaudinot by decision


Welterweight - Danny "The Cheesecake Assassin" Mitchell vs Igor Araujo

  • Mitchell's Style - Trying to kill Sarah Moras
  • Araujo's Style - BJJ
  • Prediction - Araujo by decision
  • Thoughts - Mitchell has my new favorite nickname, I just don't think he's that awesome a fighter.


Bantamweight - "Stunning" Roland Delorme vs "Dangerous" Davey Grant

  • Delorme's Style - Grappling
  • Grant's Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Delorme by submission
  • Thoughts - If my prediction comes true, this will be the first sub win in the UFC in like 20+ fights. Does that seem low to anyone else?


Middleweight - Bradley "Bear" Scott vs Claudio Henrique "Mineiro" Da Silva

  • Scott's Style - Punchin', grapplin'
  • Silva's Style - BJJ
  • Prediction - Scott by TKO


Middleweight - Luke "The Big Slow" Barnatt vs Mats Nilsson

  • Barnatt's Style - Tall
  • Nilsson's Style - Grappling
  • Prediction - Barnatt by decision


Light Heavyweight - Ilir "The Sledgehammer" Latifi vs Cyrille "The Snake" Diabate

  • Latifi's Style - Phil Collins
  • Diabate's Style - Boxing
  • Prediction - Diabate by KO
  • Thoughts - Poor, poor Queen Latifi, you're gonna get snake-boxed something fierce


Main Card (FIGHT PASS)

Welterweight - Gunnar "Gunni" Nelson vs Omari "Lakec" Akhmedov

  • Nelson's Style - BJJ
  • Akhmedov's Style - Sambo
  • Prediction - Always bet on Dagestan. Akhmedov by TKO


Flyweight - Brad "One Punch" Pickett vs Neil "2Tap" Seery

  • Pickett's Style - PUNCH
  • Seery's Style - Looking into the future
  • Prediction - Pickett by KO
  • Thoughts - Sean Shelby, I applaud your numerical nickname matchmaking!


Lightweight - Michael "The Menace" Johnson vs Melvin "The Young Assassin" Guillard

  • Johnson's Style - Wrestling
  • Guillard's Style - Boxing
  • Prediction - Melvin does A Dumb Thing; Johnson by KO
  • Thoughts - Melvin, you should probably drop the "young" part of your nickname.


Light Heavyweight - Alexander "The Mauler" Gustafsson vs Jimi "Poster Boy" Manuwa

  • Gustafsson's Style - Kickboxing, havin' the best doges
  • Manuwa's Style - Knee-splosions
  • Prediction - Gustafsson by KO
  • Thoughts - I HOPE MANUWA DOESN'T USE HIS WARLOCK POWERS TO MAKE ALEX TEAR HIS ACL OR SOMETHING