Event Primer - TUF 17 Finale

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Preliminary Card (Facebook)

Featherweight - Justin "The American Kidd" Lawrence vs Daniel "The Pit" Pineda

• Lawrence's Style - Striking
• Pineda's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Lawrence by KO

Featherweight - Sam Sicilia vs Maximo "Maxi" Blanco

• Sicilia's Style - Wrestling, striking
• Blanco's Style - Wrestling, striking, knee to the butt
• Prediction -  Blanco by KO

Featherweight - Cole "Magrinho" Miller vs Bart "Bartimus" Palaszewski

• Miller's Style - Submissions
• Palaszewski's Style - Striking
• Prediction - Palaszewski by TKO

Preliminary Card (FuelTV)


Middleweight - Clint "Headbussa" Hester vs Bristol Marunde

• Hester's Style - Striking
• Marunde's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Hester by TKO

Middleweight - Dylan "The Villain" Andrews vs Jimmy "Crash" Quinlan

• Andrews's Style - Wrestling, boxing
• Quinlan's Style - Wrestling, BJJ, stories
• Prediction - Quinlan by submission

Middleweight - Luke "The Bigslow" Barnatt vs Collin Hart

• Barnatt's Style - Striking, tall
• Hart's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction -Barnatt by TKO

Middleweight - Josh Samman vs "King" Kevin Casey

• Samman's Style - DOUBLE PUNCH
• Casey's Style - BJJ, rapping
• Prediction - Samman by TKO
• Thoughts - I would prefer the meteor to win this one.

Main Card (FX)

Middleweight - Bubba "The Menace" McDaniel vs Gilbert "Jamal" Smith

• McDaniel's Style - Losing hilariously
• Smith's Style - Complete inability to wear shirts
• Prediction - Smith by super destruction. Bubba is a big honkin' pile of dumb.

Heavyweight - Travis "Hapa" Browne vs Gabriel "Napao" Gonzaga

• Browne's Style - Striking
• Gonzaga's Style - BJJ, life tips
• Prediction - Gonzaga by submission

Women's Bantamweight - Miesha "Cupcake" Tate vs "Alpha" Cat Zingano

• Tate's Style - Wrestling
• Tate's Former Nickname - Miesha "Takedown" Tate
• Zingano's Style -BJJ
• Zingano's Maiden Name - "Hey, Hey, Hey, It's" Cat Albert (I'm not saying divorce Mr. Zingano, but Cat Albert is such a boss name, maybe be an 'independent' married lady for a hot minute).
• Prediction - Zingano by decision
• Thoughts - Winner gets to do the following unenviable things: 1. Coach against Ronda Rousey in, according to Joe "DURR" Rogan, the sure to be rape-filled madhouse that is the upcoming co-ed season of TUF. 2. Fight Ronda Rousey, attempt to win the women's Bantamweight title, or at the very least, keep all limbs intact.

Middleweight TUF Finals - Uriah "Prime Time" Hall vs Kelvin Gastelum

• Hall's Style - MurderDeathKickboxing
• Gastelum's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Gastelum by TKO
• Thoughts - Holy cow, this was a great season of TUF, and I really like both these dudes.

Bantamweight - Urijah "The California Kid" Faber vs Scott "Young Guns" Jorgensen

• Faber's Style - Brozilian Bro Jitsu, Thong-Bang Muay Thai
• Jorgensen's Style - Wrestling
• Prediction - Jorgensen by decision
• Thoughts - If you've been to this blog before, you know what this is. TEAM ALPHA MALE